People go to the movies for all sorts of reasons and nestled somewhere in the Top 10, between gaining insight on the human condition and witnessing our collective hopes, dreams and fears projected in front of our very eyes is, of course, see a big-ass robot beat the shit out of a skyscraper-sized monster. Director Guillermo del Toro understood this back in 2013, when he took several bags of studio loot and gave us Pacific Rim.It was mass entertainment, sure, the kind of popcorn movie thats filled with things-blowed-up-real-good set pieces and speeches about the apocalypse being cancelled. But it was also a weirdly personal film a big-budget tribute to the J-pulp fetishes of the directors youth and a valentine to the corner of the Geek Universe weaned on Godzilla and Gundam. You didnt even need to think that it was among the Oscar-winners best idiosyncratic works (it is not). If you recognized that Stacker Pentecost was one of the seven greatest screen names of all time, if you knew your Minilla from your Mothra, if the word kaiju did not need to be explained to you, then this was your cult jam.
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Pacific Rim Uprising is not that movie. Its not much of any movie. It is a collection of noises and images and military jargon being oorah-ed at sternum-rattling volume and featherweight CGI destruction and WTF slo-mo sequences and the occasional feeling that youve been cheated, but lets not call that a movie. The idea that a sequel is rarely better than the original is a clich oh, and there are tons of clichs in this as well but this is not just a bad follow-up, or even a flipped bird to fans. This is Transformers-level inanity. This is a blow to your head from a mallet. It will not make you feel like a 10-year-old, but it will make you feel 10 years older by the time you leave the theater. It is certainly not personal in any way, shape or form, just strictly chilly, corporate to a fault and somehow both chintzy and wildly overblown. Del Toro didnt direct it, though he is one of the credited executive producers. He should still sue for damages.
We were a generation born into war, sayeth the opening voiceover, as shots of mechas battling Lovecraftian monsters fill the screen. Its been a decade since the events of the first Rim job, in which alien overlords sent huge creatures to destroy our world and we sent ginormous robots, piloted by humans and known as jaegers, to smack them back into oblivion and close the interdimensional breaches. The world, however, is still a wreck. Jake Pentecost (John Boyega, filling time between Finn escapades), the son of the late, great jaeger jockey Staker, has washed out of the flight program and has been reduced to bartering for Oreos, hot sauce and black-market spare parts. He meets a street urchin named Amara (Cailee Spaeny), whos built a homemade mini-bot and gets them both nabbed by the authorities. Rather than send them to prison, Jakes adopted sister Mako (Rinko Kikuchi) gets them sent to the training camp where the jaeger fleet is kept. Yes, they will eventually pilot one of these things via Dance Dance Revolution moves and mind-melding. No, you wont really care.
Charlie Day reprises his role as a kaiju-studying scientist, flailing his arms wildly and manically getting on your nerves. (Every person who buys a ticket to the film should, by rights, receive an invitation to have dinner at the house that Day buys with his check from this.) Burn Gorman, a British actor whose specialties include creeps, fascists and mutineering Nights Watchmen, is back as his fellow hand-wringing egghead. Scott Eastwood is a hotshot ranger, replicating his dads squint n and growl technique with none of the gravitas; his cadets are a Fast & Furious-style multiethnic blend that may have been recruited from various military outposts or the Mall of America. Numerous talented Chinese actors show up in bit roles, because the original tanked in the U.S. but did big numbers in foreign markets. Its the film business, not the film do-things-because-they-are-creative.
A rogue jaeger enters the picture, prompting the films best line: Theresa rogue jaeger! (Second best line goes to Eastwood: When I entered the Corp, I was just like you. I was worse: [monotone shriek] I was NOBODY!) Cue scenes that, seriously, could very well be Rock Em Sock Em Robots: The Movie. Whats more impressive than giant Shogun Warriors fighting monsters, you ask? How about jaeger possessed by mutating kaiju! Eventually, a trio of your average Friends of Ghidorah show up, which prompts a series of fights in a major metropolis that leaves nothing but senseless, and weightless, and airless digital destruction in its wake. The fate of the world is at stake, and yet nothing is.
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Check out this clip from the new Pacific Rim Uprising below.
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